(AKA my version of The Fine Print)

1. The Basics

By subscribing to Rusty’s Electric Dreams, you agree to receive an inbox zine filled with weird and wonderful things. Expect cultural oddities, delightful nonsense, and the occasional deep thought.

No spam, no artificial junk, and definitely no fluff—unless we’re talking Marshmallow Fluff, in which case, all bets are off.

2. Your Inbox, Your Call

You can unsubscribe anytime. No hard feelings. But if you resubscribe three times, you legally owe me a high five.

3. Zero-Tolerance for Jerks

This space is for The Others—positive deviants, creative misfits, and those who believe in curiosity and play. If you show up just to troll, spam, or generally be a buzzkill, I reserve the right to boot you into the internet void.

4. No AI Was Harmed in the Making of This Zine

Every edition of Rusty’s Electric Dreams is handcrafted with love and human curiosity.

5. Privacy & Data

I won’t sell your email or personal info to shady people or evil robots.

6. Disclaimer of Weirdness

I do my best to share cool, accurate, and inspiring things, but sometimes the internet is a weird place. I’m not responsible if you accidentally fall down a six-hour spiral from a link I shared or buy an absurd piece of kitsch you now have to explain to your family.

7. The Final Rule

Have fun. Stay curious. Embrace the weird.

By continuing to subscribe, you acknowledge that you are one of The Others and agree to these terms.